Written By Thomas Perez. February 2, 2012 at 8:44PM.
A long time ago in a Uni Church far, far, away
UNI WARS
Episode 2012
The Good News
It is a period of civil war. Rebel Reconciliation ships striking from a hidden base have won their first victory against the evil galactic Fundamental Empire.
During the battle, “Uni” spies managed to steal secret plans pertaining to the Fundamentalist Empires ultimate weapon, the ‘Eternal Tortures of the Lake of Fire‘. A doctrine so strong, that when one believes in it, forever it will dominate their destinies and strip the Good News of the Gospel.
Pursued by the Fundamentalist sinister agents, Thomas Perez races home aboard his Rebel Reconciliation starship; custodian of the stolen pagan doctrines of Hell that can help man and restore freedom and liberation to Christianity when interpreted properly.
Lol, interpreted properly?
Fade out….
Universal Salvation For All 