A Satire of Sorts: U.N.I.S. A Song Taken From ‘The Village People’ Called ‘Y.M.C.A’

Written By Thomas Perez. December 2, 2010 at 6:07PM.

Young saint, there’s no need to feel down. I said young saint, get your self off the ground. I said young saint, cause you have a real faith. There’s no need….to….be….unhappy!!!

Young saint, there’s a place you can go. I said young saint, when your short on your faith, you can stay there, and I’m sure will you find many….ways….to….have….a….good….prayer!!!

It’s fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

It’s fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

They have everything for you saints to enjoy! You can hang out with all the saint’s –

Its fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

Its fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

You can get yourself purged! You can have a good verse! You can pray whenever you feel!!!

Young saint, are ya listening to me? I said young saint, what do you wanna be? I said young saint, you can make real your vision! But you got….to….know….this….one….thing….

No creed, does it by itself! I said young saint, put your creed on the self, and just go there, to the U.N.I.’S, so that….they….can….help….you….today!!!

It’s fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

It’s fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

They have everything for you saints to enjoy! You can hang out with all the saint’s –

Its fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

Its fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

You can get yourself purged! You can have a good verse! You can pray whenever you feel!!!

Young saint, I was once in your shoes. I said, I was, down and out with the creeds. I felt no man, cared if I were alive. I felt the whole Church was so tired!!!

That’s when, a ‘Uni’ came up to me and said, “young saint, take a walk up the street, there’s a Church there, called the U.N.I.’S.” – “They can….start….you….back….on….the….FAITH”….

It’s fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

It’s fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

They have everything for you saints to enjoy! You can hang out with all the saint’s –

U.N.I.’S!!!

Its fun to stay at the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

Young saint, young saint, there’s no need to feel down!!! Young saint, young saint, brush the dust off the Word….

U.N.I.’S!!!

And just go to the….

U.N.I.’S!!!

Young saint, young saint, I was once in your shoes. Young saint, young saint, I was down with the depsi”ssssss

U.N.I.’S!!!!

Fade out……….